
Sure, you can get by making exhilirating ninja hand shadows and climbing castle walls with your back to them, but eventually you're going to need some ninja bling if you want the other ninjas on your block to take you seriously. Ninjitsu: The Art of the Ninja devotes several pages to such exotic weaponry as "knife" and the always popular "nunchaku."

But weapons aren't all the ninja has to make other ninja-wanna-bes jealous. Hey, Jesus, suck on this!

Of course, the ninja's most important tool is his ninja sword, or as it is known by its technical term, his "Ninja sword." One interesting element of the ninja sword is the large, square handguard which can be used to convert the ninja's deadliest and most important weapon into a step-stool for easy roof access.

The shame of it is that this poor ninja had to abandon his sword by the side of the house while he lept to the roof, leaving himself vulnerable. If only there had been some alternative item for him to step on... or three for that matter.

But not like "Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man" invisible. More like "when my daughter and I play hide and seek and I duck all the way behind the arm of the couch" invisible.
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