Damn You, Light Green!

Bloggified by Jake on Thursday, June 1, 2006

Once day, Superman was punching an asteroid headed for Earth, saving us all. Unfortunately, a small amount of Kryptonite was in the asteroid and, when it exploded, some Kryptonite dust got in our hero's eyes.Of course, Perry White figured any weakness in the one man who stands between Metropolis and utter destruction that looms about every two hours was front page news and should be immediately announced to the public....and that's how these guys came to pull off Metropolis's greatest crime spree.(Not really, but trust me, it's better than the actual story.)

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