What if Lois notices him eating a lot of watermelons?

Bloggified by Jake on Monday, July 31, 2006

I promised you some top notch Lois and Jimmy stories and they are coming, but I thought we should ease in, kind of like when you get into a cold pool, starting with a letter from one of the Lois letter columns:Dear Editor:
Alcohol has no effect on Superman so Lois should try serving Clark a continuous series of drinks at the Daily Planet Christmas party. When he doesn't get the slightest bit tipsy after his 25th shot of Wild Turkey, she'd know he was Superman!
--Jake, Phoenix, Arizona
(Sorry, Jake, he'd just tell her he's Irish. The Irish are all filthy drunkards and thus have an incredibly high tolerance for liquor!)

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