Business Opportunity

Bloggified by Jake on Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Judging from Onslaught Reborn #2, the most lucrative business in the Heroes Reborn Universe must be chiropractic neck realignment.

Let's count how many times someone gets punched and his head goes flying backwards in a manner that would strain his neck at best and snap his spine at worst:

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(Note that Captain America's neck still hasn't recovered and is about four inches longer than it should be, allowing him to his head parallel to his shoulders like that)

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Oh, and something seemed to be missing from this panel. I finally realized, it needed a sound effect.

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