Daisy from Rock of Love 2

Bloggified by Jake on Sunday, April 13, 2008


It took me a while, but I think I finally figured out the best way to describe Daisy from VH1's "Brett Michaels's Rock of Love," the overly plastic moron who I refuse to believe has all 46 chromosomes.

The semi-retarded set of breasts has lost the ability to move her upper lip, one assumes through the multiple cosmetic surgeries. She perpetually looks like someone has just sucker-punched her. In that moment when you've just been slugged and are not sure whether it was on purpose or by accident or even what exactly happened and whether you need to defend yourself and if so from what direction--that's the look that's permanently plastered on her stupid face.

In honor of Daisy, let's meet Ponce, a smarter, more talented guy who doesn't feel the need to bang Brett Michaels to find his way in the entertainment industry:

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