Totally Metal

Bloggified by Jake on Sunday, May 25, 2008

While spreading manure across my backyard with a rake in an attempt to get grass to grow there, I came up with a great name for a metal band.

Instrument of Excrement

Any aspiring metal bands who want to use that name, feel free. Just mention me in the liner notes of your album.

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